DnD M: Listen, Elfie...

"I don't like your words, I don't like your voice, I don't like your attitude, but above all, I don't like your pretty Elf-face, buster!
Mark my words: I didn't lead my people here for no reason. You want peace? We'll give you peace. Eternal."

"...um, actually I'm a Half-Elf."



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